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Everything at Pelican Hill comes with a price tag on steroids. But let me make one thing perfectly clear: You will never leave Pelican Hill with the feeling that you didn't get your monies worth. If you want pumped up ocean views, you are in the right place. If you want killer golf courses and over-the-top service, few do it better. There are two Tom Fazio designed 18-hole courses on the property, the ocean-skimming South Course, and the historically top 100 rated North Course. Both are very challenging, and to keep double-bogeys off your card, you can't be intimidated by any of the many forced carries. And back to those aforementioned 75 bunkers --- like in 75 more ways to get in trouble! This is where investing in a forecaddie comes in handy to help keep you away from them. From personal experience, I will admit that hitting out of them isn't such a bad thing either. They didn't just fill those babies with some thick run of the mill beach sand. It's 75% Augusta White and the balance U.S. tan, making it white in appearance and easy to "splash" out of if your sand-play is up to par. For ocean courses, the greens are perfect, extremely fast and they roll very straight and true. The key to scoring well is landing your approach shot on the right level on the greens. Most are multi-tiered and the wrong tier usually results in three putt scenario as you try to delicately navigate your ball down a four-foot turtle back. In fact, an un-named playing partner (to protect the guilty) proved that theory correct by four-putting one green. To support the overall Pelican Hill experience is SIX-STAR service levels. It begins when you valet park your car. In fact, they have a service to wash your car while you are playing if you so desire. You will never pass one of their associates without a smile or offering a service or help. Tee times and names are posted in new carts that feature a seat worthy of a luxury sedan. The Glenn Deck practice facility is in immaculate condition and the Nike One Platinum balls on the range were better than anything I had in my bag.
MULLIGANS & GIMME'S
A collection of Notes & Quotes from our Top 100 Golf Adventures

(1/28/10 - Written by Jim Allen) ... The phrase "new and improved" is typically used to launch re-engineered products such as ketchup squeeze bottles, laundry soap
and mac and cheese -- not high-end golf courses. However, in recent years, Pelican Hill Golf Club, located on the picturesque Newport Coast in Southern California, has taken "new and improved" to a whole new level. It evolved from a pair of premier high-end golf courses to a full-blown luxury resort - Pelican Hill Resort; one that even Warren Buffet would be proud to check into.
If you hit the rewind button to 2006, the Irvine Company shut down Southern California's premier courses for two years so they could construct a massive six-star resort. The facility and courses reopened in November of 2008 and now Pelican Hill is not only "new and improved," but "impressive and awe-inspiring." They took the word "resort" to the next level also.
Among the additions were 75 additional bunkers, a reworked environmentally friendly irrigation system, some minor course changes, 128 villas, 204 bungalows, five restaurants, three pools and an extremely long list of celebrity-worthy amenities. The hand laid million-piece mosaic tile coliseum pool probably was worthy of the extra star in the SIX-STAR hotel rating, if anything, just for keeping the tile-setters union in business for a couple of years. The massive pool stretches 136-feet across and with its individual cabana backdrop, looks like something Julius Cesar dreamed up.

The tenth through the 13th holes on the South course run to the ocean and include a pair of back-to-back par 3's that can give Pebble Beach's famous 7th hole a run for its money. Another mutual ingredient that both courses share is that the back nine's are a lot tougher than the front. When you finish, you either got the best value for your money, or the best value per stroke. (Figure it out!)
And although this is technically a golf course review, I must briefly talk about the new resort. As a guest, you have your choice of the ultra-private Villa Club or ocean view bungalows. The Villa Club features 2, 3, & 4 bedroom layouts, some as large as 3580 square feet. They are served by their own private staff. Throw in a private clubhouse, dining room, fitness center, infinity pool and cabanas, whirlpool span and you can feel like a king for a day. And bring your VISA card, because it will cost you a kings ransom of about $2700 a night.
The "new and improved" Pelican Hill Resort is very worthy of its new SIX-STAR rating and the many accolades it has received in both golf and travel magazines. If you want to experience the full Monte golf and resort experience, then this reviewer is pointing you in the direction of the Newport Coast. Hope to see you there! ...
(Updated 12/20/09).. It's hard to believe that we have blown through another year of fun and games in a concept that we call Golfest. Despite an economy that was more psycho ...(MORE) ...
Yo ... Mully,
I keep hearing that all of the top players on the PGA tour are shooting for the rare Grand Slam. I'm not exactly sure what it is. Can you inform a fellow hacker? Signed ... Need to be informed.
BtbI,
This may be hard to believe, but the Mulligan Man has actually achieved a Grand Slam, so I'm not sure it's that rare. Let me explain. I had to hit a seven-iron approach shot around a tree and over a small creek to a pretty big green. Unfortunately, my ball nailed a branch, richocheted back and hit me in the knee and then bounced into the water. That was one stroke for the seven-iron, two shots for touching the ball, and a drop to get out of the creek. That's four shots in one swing -- the alleged rare Grand Slam. MM
Mulligan Man,
I read somewhere that the average golfer who carries his own bag, walks about 900 miles a year. The same study found that golfers drink, on average, about 22 gallons of alcohol a year. What do you make of that data? Signed ... Just the Facts.
JtF,
Based on that, I would say that the average golfer gets 41 miles to the gallon. MM
My Main Man Mully,
Short and sweet ... Why is golf better than sex? Signed ... Dawg.
Dawg?
Quick answer ... Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else! MM
Mulligan Man,
I play competitive golf for my high school team and have received some sponsorship interest from several major colleges. I am also considering a medical career and know that pursuing both ... probably will not work. My friends have told me that it's harder to be a good golfer than a brain surgeon. What's your opinion on the topic? Signed ... Confused PGA-Neurosurgeon!
Doctor Par,
All I know is that you don't get to ride around in a cart, drink beer, eat hot dogs, and fart if you are performing brain surgery. MM
Mr. Mulligan,
My wife and I play golf together at our Country Club every Sunday afternoon. She is a great golfer, but for some reason, she has self-esteem issues. The other day when we got home, she took a shower and later was standing nude in front of the bedroom mirror. She was not happy. She said she felt horrible; that she was old, fat and ugly. Worse yet, she put me on the spot. She wanted me to pay her a compliment. I didn't know what to say. Any recommendations? Signed, Bob.
Bob,
You should have told her that her eyesight is damn near perfect. (then run!) MM
Mully Man,
According to my attorney, your advice is priceless! Just out of curiousity, what is your New Year's resolution? Signed ... Gotta know!
GK
The next time I drain a sensational triple-breaker 90-foot bomb of a putt, I want it to be for an "eagle" ... not a NINE! MM ... (MORE) ...