GOLFEST 2008 VIDEO
     Here you go -- a quick video-montage of Golfest 2008.  Seven-days, seven Courses, 14 golfers, 144 holes of Michigan's best ... and 877-miles of road show in about 12 minutes.  By the way, this is the rated version, which was reduced in size so we could actually post it on GolfestOnline.com.
     The unrated version is of a higher quality ... and ... is another five breathtaking minutes longer.  It also features another 50 or so photographs, more music, and can be yours for the one-time ... low ... low price special introductory price of only ... $29.95.  You'll never find a better deal and this exclusive product is not sold in stores.  Operators are standing by.  But seriously ..., we don't have operators.  And, the video really doesn't do justice to a great trip.  Either way ... enjoy -- we did!

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: In the event you recognize someone in the video, they will probably be receiving a free CD, and you won't.  In the event you live with, sleep with, or just know one of the said persons, you may have to steal their copy to have one of your own. Just don't get caught.  Although some of the golfers in the video appear to know what they are doing and look good while posing on the follow-through, many of their balls were shanked, hacked, hooked, sliced and battered into the surrounding tree lines, lakes, and ravines.  None of the farm animals in the video were harmed in anyway, although one or more of the golfers may have had impure thoughts while we are driving by.  Arcadia Bluffs was included in the video despite the fact that their service sucks, their food is weak, and their course marshalls couldn't fend for themselves at a miniture golf course.  We don't endorse that course in any way, shape or form and encourage Michigan travelers to spend their hard earned money at other courses such as Tullymore or Bay Harbor.  If for some reason you are offended by anything we show on the video or on this website, you need to get a life, and promise us that you will never sign-on again because you are a loser.  The term "five-putt" is not a joke, it actually happened, four of those from within two feet.  The perpetrator of that event is considering entering the Federal Witness Protection program and is undergoing intense therapy at the Dave Pelz Short Game School.  Any and all putter donations will be accepted.  The word "choker" is not a reference to Mike Werner's golf skills, but to his inability to chew meat.  All members attending future trips will be required to take extensive training in cutting Mike's food and performing the Heimlich manuever.  Any unauthorized use of the images or likenesses of the Golfest golfers qualifies you as a stalker.  Void where prohibited by law.