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A Quest to Play the Top 100 Public Golf Courses in the United States
A Quest to Play the Top 100 Public Golf Courses
Nickname: "AceHole"
THAT'S GOOD ...
I can be confused with Tiger Woods on the golf course when ... when you compare porno collections!
The shot I dread most on the golf course is ... the chili-dipper
My strangest moment on the golf course was ... embracing another man for no apparent reason. (NOTE: Mark thought he nailed a hole-in-one at the Pelican HIll South Course and some pandemonium broke out. A few second later the ball was seen 12" from the hole, in the shadow of the flagstick. The hugging stopped instantly. How about them Bears?)
The strangest thing that has happened to me on a Golfest trip ... was slamming on the brakes and yanking Jeffrey (Adkins) out of the mini-van for smacking on the back of my head for the third time.
My (best) shining moment on the golf course was ... a hole-in-one at the 15th hole at Cascata Golf Club (Boulder City, NV) from 185-yards out to win a car.
If I could add or change anything about a round of golf, I would ... Do nothing. It is what it is.
My fantasy foursome would include ... Tiger Woods, Fred Couples, my daughter Jessica and me.